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Richest Man in the Graveyard - Etta Jones

Image Description: Word box reading 'Where am I...?' Image Description: A door that is cracked open. Image Description: Word box reading 'Whose room is this?'

"... Hey Microcomputer, do you know where that smell’s coming from?"

"YOU DID WHAT."

Image Description: VCR stands awkwardly in front of Microcomputer and Canner.

"Hey there little guy, what’s your name?"

"All of my friends call me VCR!"

"And how do you know my dad's name?"

"Um."

Image Description: VCR looks away.

"I’m really sorry, he died. But it’s okay!! He’s not gone, his parts are just in me now. Sometimes I can remember things from him."

Image Description: Microcomputer squints at VCR.'

"... So you’re my dad?"

Image Description: VCR looks away, startled.

"Please don’t call me that. I don’t think I like that name."

"I’m real sorry about your dad. I know he’s me, but I’m not him. Is that okay?"

"It’s.. fine. I mean, it’s a lot to take in, but it’s fine"

"Gee, I’m real sorry for grabbing you like that all of a sudden. Where do you live?"

Image Description: A cutely drawn graphic of Task Manager.

"My best friend Task Manager lets me live with them & all of my friends! You should meet her, she’s really nice."

"... That's not in the mall, is it?"

"What's wrong with that?"

Image Description: Canner stares, shocked.

"Haven't you been reading the news? What about the FREAKS? The MONSTERS?"

"Canner, for the love of god-"

"What-! What if they try assassinating the president?"

Image Description: Canner and Microcomputer bickering.

"We don't even have a president."

"IT COULD ALWAYS HAPPEN."

"Um. My best friend Task Manager lives in the mall. He likes giving me hugs."

"You poor thing. Don't they HURT you there?"

"Oh! We're all in a big competition, and we have to die if we don’t do the challenge right. Task Manager promised me he’d do it himself. But it’s okay!! They’ll come back and fix me once they start to miss me too much."

Image Description: Microcomputer looks away.'

"...VCR, do you know what death is?"

"It’s when you don’t wake up until someone fixes you, right? I’m really good at death!! I’ve died a bunch of times."

Image Description: Cutely drawn graphic of dead VCR.

"Oh gosh, I-"

"Okay. My dad died, right? He’s dead. And he’s now you, right?"

Image Description: Another drawn graphic. A picture of Gramophone has an arrow pointing to VCR. However, there is a crossed out arrow pointing from VCR to a grave.

"But you said you’re not him. Wouldn’t that mean that he never came back from the dead?"

"Yeah, but-"

"Wouldn’t that mean you can’t come back from the dead either?"

"Nonono, you’re wrong. You have to be wrong. Because that means..."

"I’m sorry, VCR. There’s some things you can’t fix."

"Are you sure this competition is a good thing?"

"It has to be. Task Manager’s my best friend. She wouldn’t-"

Image Description: VCR grabs at her face, shocked.

"You said they’re going to kill you, right? That doesn’t sound healthy. None of this sounds healthy."

"I-"

Image Description: Microcomputer hugs VCR.

"I’m sorry VCR. I’m so, so sorry.

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