Another morning, another beautiful day. The sun hasn't risen yet, but you sure have!
Your wife is still sleeping beside you. You climb out of bed slowly, careful not to wake her.
Your three kids are sound asleep in the room over. Your girlfriend, Calculator, is currently charging her battery in her own bedroom. The bed is large enough for the three of you, but he can only go so many days without a charge.
Nevermind, he's awake. You hear rattling coming from the kitchen. You know what you need to do.
Your hand has been forced.